ATKINS DIET HUMOR WEBSITE LAUNCHES AT ATKINSDIETSUCKS.COM
by Anonymous

Dieters who have chosen the Atkins diet now have their own place of laughter on the Internet at AtkinsDietSucks.com. AtkinsDietSucks.com explores the world's love/hate relationship with the famous Atkins diet (low-carb diet) by targeting the millions of Atkins diet followers around the world.

The website features a Flash animation entitled ‘The Top 10 Ways to Torture a Person on the Atkins Diet', and also features web polls like, ‘What kind of food do you miss the most?' Future planned additions to the website include a forum discussion area and an Atkins diet information and resource guide for dieters.

The Top 10 Ways to Torture a Person on the Atkins Diet
#10 – Bring doughnuts to work every morning for a week. Say "MMM" and drool on your tie!
#9 – Eat greasy French fries with your fingers, and then wipe them on their keyboard!
#8 – Ask them how many pounds they think they'll gain back after they quit!
#7 – Wipe some syrup on their phone so they are forced to think about pancakes!
#6 – Tape a sign on their back that says, "I'm in Ketosis, please stand back, fat is burning!"
#5 – Six words: Bread of the month club membership!
#4 – Scream at them while they eat lunch, "CARBS, CARBS, YOU'RE EATING CARBS!!!"
#3 – Send extra thick crust pizzas to their house at dinnertime!
#2 – Always order pasta at lunch. Soak up all of the sauce with the bread!
#1 – Sabotage their George Foreman Grill so they can't cook!

AtkinsDietSucks.com was created by a group of individuals who love, but hate the Atkins diet. "As with any diet, there's a downside to it. We wanted to bring the downside of Atkins diet into a humorous light," said Jared D., co-creator of the website.

"After a few months on the Atkins diet, I was inspired to contribute this site to the world of Atkins dieters like myself who love, but hate the Atkins diet all at the same time," Jared continued.




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